Porn
I wrote a poem about it, and then threw it away, because that’s the last thing I need right now: More words dedicated to people who will never dedicate a single thing to me.
Thought Catalog 

why fall in love when you can fall asleep

gaylluminati:

I’m not in a relationship, I’m just on my own—I am myself in my own bed. I have to be happy being alone, and I am happy. I believe that I will be loved again, in the right way. I know I’m worth it.” - Katy Perry for Vogue - 2013

meladoodle:

when i went to stay at my girlfriends parents house, her father wouldn’t let us sleep together… quite a shame really, he was quite good looking

thewaydanandphilsmile:

My life is about as organized as the $5 DVD bin at Walmart

profoak:

HOLY I HAVE NEVE RLAUGHED SO HARD

profoak:

HOLY I HAVE NEVE RLAUGHED SO HARD

drtoof:

it’s called the Xbox One because they took 359 steps back

my retainers fell in the toilet and im taking it as a sign from god that im meant to have ugly teeth forever